Ires: 9 easy ways to Avoid society! With my bitch hermit, Amber.
1. Work at home by selling junk on ebay.
Amber:*surrounded by boxes* where is the fucking packing tape?!
2. Unplug all phones so you never have to get calls from insurance companies.
Amber:*sat by the phone, hears it ring* MOTHERFUCK! *Falls*
3. Go out no earlier than 3 AM, normal people sleep at this time.
Amber:*walking down the street* it's just you and I mister moon light~
4. Keep up with news via internet.
Amber:*looking at Tumblr* autocar?
5. Sleep during the day.
Amber:*fast asleep on the sofa*
6. Live on sugary junk food.
Amber:*eating chocolate* mmmm, sugary goodness in my veins!
7. Listen to Morrissey and the Smiths and realise the world is a horrible place to live.
Amber:*headphones on* what difference does it make? *cries*
8. Watch TV and complain about every show.
Amber:*watching TV* THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS!!
9. Survive on stuff sent to you through the mail.
Amber:*Opens door* Oooo! Comic books! *closes door*
Ires: This message has been brought to you by, Ires Hellsing Campaign to keep annoying Motherfuckers in the house. STAY INSIDE!