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Andrew: So then, the couch was all like 'Look maybe I respect you dude, maybe.'
Ivy: Was it slutty that I gave you a handjob last night?
Rosie: Oh!~ Hello Ivy, Hello Andrew. 
Ivy:...Hello Rosie Margaret.
Rosie: Oh Ivy, I was wondering if you had an extra..how do you say.. 'hair tie'?
Ivy: Why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?! Ugh! Rosaline McMinamin says you're not even from France! You're from Montreal!
Rosie:...Andrew, I saw you in your American football game on Friday. You were magnifique! 
Andrew: Oh, actually that was Elliot Christianson.
Ivy: Stop trying to change the subject Rosie Margaret!
Rosie: What subject?
Ivy: The subject that you're not from France you're from Montreal!
Rosie: This is not true. Rosaline McMinamin can not be trusted.
Ivy: ACTUALLY Rosaline McMinamin hasn't told a lie since the 3rd grade! So yeah! She can be trusted!
Rosie: *Walks away*
Ivy: Fucking hell, she is so from Montreal.
Andrew: Hey, if it's okay. Do you think you could give me another handjob tonight?
Ivy:*Sighs* I guess.
Andrew: Sweet!
Ivy: But in exchange, you need to watch a whole episode of GLEE with me! Yaaaay GLEE!
Rosie: *Walks back over* I just realised I came over here to get my chemistry book and I never got it. So I came back to get it, how do you say...'now'.
Ivy: NOW! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU SAY NOW ROSIE MARGARET! WHICH YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY BECAUSE YOU JUST FUCKING SAID IT! So don't say 'how do you say'  before shit you know how to say!
Rosie:...Okay.
Ivy: Everyone knows you're from Montreal.
Rosie: I should go to chemistry class because I have my book.
Ivy: GOD! I hate her so much.
Andrew: Hey, if I watch an episode of GLEE and an episode of Gossip Girl. Can I get a blowjob instead?
Ivy: What?! That's not even fair, you LIKE gossip girl!
Andrew: W-What? No I don't!
Ivy: The only one that likes Gossip Girl more that you is fucking 
Yokaiko Tice!
Yokaiko: *Walks around the corner* I love Gossip Girl so much!~
Ivy: NO BODY IS FUCKING TALKING TO YOU YOKAIKO! WHY DON'T YOU WET YOURSELF LIKE YOU DID IN THE GODDAMN 3RD GRADE?!
Yokaiko: *Walks off, crying*
IVY: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOKAIKO TICE!
Andrew: ... Gossip Girl is a good show.
(This is set in a high school bathroom)
Cyron: So then I was all like 'No', then he was like 'you are' and then he was all like 'no but then you are! And then I was all like '..I kind of am.' So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now!
Veronika: I am so pretty.
Cyron: You really are! Is there like, cheer practise today?
Amber: *Walks in and looks in the mirror*
Veronika: Um...Excuse me?
Cyron:...Hellooo?
Amber: What?
Veronika: Who the FUCK are you?
Amber: Who the fuck are you?
Veronika: I asked you first.
Amber: I asked you second.
Cyron: *Gasps* She's Veronika Zales, DUH! Head Cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model!
Amber: Oh.
Veronika: Who the FUCK are you?
Amber: I'm Amber. I'm new.
Veronika: Who the fuck let you in here?!
Amber: Viola.
Veronika: Viola who?
Amber: Viola Katchadorian!
Cyron: Viola Katchadorian isn't even in charge of the door! 
Veronika: So, Amber. Let me tell you how things work here.
Amber: I already know how things work around here.
Cyron: Viola Katchadorian is in charge of the snacks! Why is she letting people inside of the door?
Veronika: This is my bathroom, this is my school and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place!
Amber: Guess what, I already know all those things.
Veronika: Oh really?!
Amber: Yeah!
Cyron: Johanna Derabond is in charge of the door! What the fuck is she doing letting Viola Katchadorian let people in?! *Walks out in a huff*
Veronika: You're not from around here, are you Amber.
Amber: I just transferred, from Atcherson.
Veronika: Where the fuck is that?
Amber: North of Topeka, west of the 71.
Veronika: Well let me tell you how things work around here in Overlandpark.
Amber: I already know how things work around here in Overlandpark!
Veronika: Really?! 
Amber: Yeah! Eiji Carmichael told me all about it!
Cyron: *Walks in* Is Johanna Derabond sick?...Does she have Mono?...I feel like her dad might have died..
Veronika: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO EIJI CARMICHAEL?!
Amber: We have Algebra 2 together.
Veronika: That's my fucking boyfriend BITCH!
Amber: Oh really? That's not what Kalaki Van-Bureon said.
Veronika: Well Kalaki Van-Bureon is a fucking liar!
Amber: She seemed to know about you and Sawyer Michaelson!
Veronika:....Okay Amber just...what the fuck do you want?
Amber: I want...to poop here. Whenever I want. For as long as I want.
Veronika:...Fine. But know this, I do not like you.
Amber: I feel indifferent towards you.
Veronika: *Growls* I'll be watching you.
Amber:...I'm going to poop now. 
Cyron: Wait! Ryuu Depananian's dad is sick! Johanna Derabond's dad is a senator. Duh Cyron!
Amber: Oh...Have fun smelling my poops bitches!~ *Walks out.

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Andrew: So then, the couch was all like 'Look maybe I respect you dude, maybe.'
Ivy: Was it slutty that I gave you a handjob last night?
Rosie: Oh!~ Hello Ivy, Hello Andrew. 
Ivy:...Hello Rosie Margaret.
Rosie: Oh Ivy, I was wondering if you had an extra..how do you say.. 'hair tie'?
Ivy: Why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?! Ugh! Rosaline McMinamin says you're not even from France! You're from Montreal!
Rosie:...Andrew, I saw you in your American football game on Friday. You were magnifique! 
Andrew: Oh, actually that was Elliot Christianson.
Ivy: Stop trying to change the subject Rosie Margaret!
Rosie: What subject?
Ivy: The subject that you're not from France you're from Montreal!
Rosie: This is not true. Rosaline McMinamin can not be trusted.
Ivy: ACTUALLY Rosaline McMinamin hasn't told a lie since the 3rd grade! So yeah! She can be trusted!
Rosie: *Walks away*
Ivy: Fucking hell, she is so from Montreal.
Andrew: Hey, if it's okay. Do you think you could give me another handjob tonight?
Ivy:*Sighs* I guess.
Andrew: Sweet!
Ivy: But in exchange, you need to watch a whole episode of GLEE with me! Yaaaay GLEE!
Rosie: *Walks back over* I just realised I came over here to get my chemistry book and I never got it. So I came back to get it, how do you say...'now'.
Ivy: NOW! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU SAY NOW ROSIE MARGARET! WHICH YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY BECAUSE YOU JUST FUCKING SAID IT! So don't say 'how do you say'  before shit you know how to say!
Rosie:...Okay.
Ivy: Everyone knows you're from Montreal.
Rosie: I should go to chemistry class because I have my book.
Ivy: GOD! I hate her so much.
Andrew: Hey, if I watch an episode of GLEE and an episode of Gossip Girl. Can I get a blowjob instead?
Ivy: What?! That's not even fair, you LIKE gossip girl!
Andrew: W-What? No I don't!
Ivy: The only one that likes Gossip Girl more that you is fucking 
Yokaiko Tice!
Yokaiko: *Walks around the corner* I love Gossip Girl so much!~
Ivy: NO BODY IS FUCKING TALKING TO YOU YOKAIKO! WHY DON'T YOU WET YOURSELF LIKE YOU DID IN THE GODDAMN 3RD GRADE?!
Yokaiko: *Walks off, crying*
IVY: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOKAIKO TICE!
Andrew: ... Gossip Girl is a good show.

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foxwub Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Student General Artist
Hey!
I was reading your lovely pirategamzeexreader...
And i cant find part 5!...
Where is it? :0?
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey you alright? We haven't talked in a while-? 0.O
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oracleprincess Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Merry Christmas!!!
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Hey sweetheart, i made a new account :3 I love you very very much sweetpea :3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 (it's robben if you hadnt guessed :P
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Kenjisama Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday lady~~
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Ask-Hetalia-Russia Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Admin: Happy birthday~!
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Hope you're having a Happy Birthday!
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cupcakeangel9 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Artist
Happy B-Day!!Happy Birthday Godliek :D Lily Wishing a Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Sailor-Pikmin! Happy B-Day Caeser1993 MenInASuitcase 
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Cuddle*
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
homesmutvoices.tumblr.com/post…  :iconscaredplz: my mental stability is crumbling :iconinsaneplz: 
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oshawott134 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Please forgive me for being such a terrible friend >_<
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oshawott134 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry I was gone for such a long time! I've had a lot of things to occupy with in Middle School!
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yaoi?
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
up to a round of the Makara house hold? 
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
zombie apocalypse with homestuck?~ 
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C4PNshota Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the:+fav:
Much appreciated!
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yaoi?~
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Undeadhatred Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
is something wrong? every time we talk you talk for like 5 minutes and then disappear for hours without a goodbye or anything... 
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TMNTMoonkitty Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked, "why?"
The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels."
Twenty one angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me.
I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard
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