Andrew: So then, the couch was all like 'Look maybe I respect you dude, maybe.'
Ivy: Was it slutty that I gave you a handjob last night?
Rosie: Oh!~ Hello Ivy, Hello Andrew.
Ivy:...Hello Rosie Margaret.
Rosie: Oh Ivy, I was wondering if you had an extra..how do you say.. 'hair tie'?
Ivy: Why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?! Ugh! Rosaline McMinamin says you're not even from France! You're from Montreal!
Rosie:...Andrew, I saw you in your American football game on Friday. You were magnifique!
Andrew: Oh, actually that was Elliot Christianson.
Ivy: Stop trying to change the subject Rosie Margaret!
Rosie: What subject?
Ivy: The subject that you're not from France you're from Montreal!
Rosie: This is not true. Rosaline McMinamin can not be trusted.
Ivy: ACTUALLY Rosaline McMinamin hasn't told a lie since the 3rd grade! So yeah! She can be trusted!
Rosie: *Walks away*
Ivy: Fucking hell, she is so from Montreal.
Andrew: Hey, if it's okay. Do you think you could give me another handjob tonight?
Ivy:*Sighs* I guess.
Ivy: But in exchange, you need to watch a whole episode of GLEE with me! Yaaaay GLEE!
Rosie: *Walks back over* I just realised I came over here to get my chemistry book and I never got it. So I came back to get it, how do you say...'now'.
Ivy: NOW! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU SAY NOW ROSIE MARGARET! WHICH YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY BECAUSE YOU JUST FUCKING SAID IT! So don't say 'how do you say' before shit you know how to say!
Ivy: Everyone knows you're from Montreal.
Rosie: I should go to chemistry class because I have my book.
Ivy: GOD! I hate her so much.
Andrew: Hey, if I watch an episode of GLEE and an episode of Gossip Girl. Can I get a blowjob instead?
Ivy: What?! That's not even fair, you LIKE gossip girl!
Andrew: W-What? No I don't!
Ivy: The only one that likes Gossip Girl more that you is fucking Yokaiko Tice!
Yokaiko: *Walks around the corner* I love Gossip Girl so much!~
Ivy: NO BODY IS FUCKING TALKING TO YOU YOKAIKO! WHY DON'T YOU WET YOURSELF LIKE YOU DID IN THE GODDAMN 3RD GRADE?!
Yokaiko: *Walks off, crying*
IVY: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOKAIKO TICE!
Andrew: ... Gossip Girl is a good show.